Dec
11
Bro on a date in panera where I’m eating right now tells the girl “I just saw a really cool documentary on Salvador Dali” which normally would make me laugh by itself but then she goes “who is that?” and now I’m really torn about interrupting their date or not. Like maybe I’m the terminator of dates sent here from the future to keep these kids from banging and creating the worst person ever but I also don’t wanna “make a scene” but I also don’t wanna be the guy who could’ve stopped hitler and didn’t take action.
