January 2012
11 posts
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carlos always texts me links to pictures of himself
i can’t direct-link it but if you click through to the right, right now, it goes.. robert redford, cuba gooding jr., AZIZ, then.. lol.
had a dream I was talking to Shaq in line at taco bell about Orlando vs LA and we really bro’d down about our opinions on the two cities.
December 2011
23 posts
sittin in the coffee bean and tea leaf stewing about this citation and listening to nwa at a moderate headphones volume. punk as fuck.
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my high school internet gf is now a tv news reporter/producer… feelin’ super underachievery right now
hope George smiley gets laid in this movie
just gave up reading tinker tailor soldier spy midway through, even though it was really good, and now I’m sitting in the arclight waiting for it to start. I’ll let you know how the movie is.
seeing someone halfassedly rub someone else’s back in public is fingernails on the chalkboard of eyeballs
“hey can you pay me a bunch of money for something that looks ugly?”
– everyone in LA that has anything you need
gonna start a latin blackmetal band called “carlos satana”
those last posts were really just about my greatest fear and knowing that it will probably happen… which is getting blogged on jerry hsu’s “table for one.”
and would it be better or way worse if i had my enjoi deck next me
Bro on a date in panera where I’m eating right now tells the girl “I just saw a really cool documentary on Salvador Dali” which normally would make me laugh by itself but then she goes “who is that?” and now I’m really torn about interrupting their date or not. Like maybe I’m the terminator of dates sent here from the future to keep these kids from banging...
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been to two different body shops and the mechanic’s twice
made six calls to AAA and had it towed three times
still don’t have my car back.. going on two months :(
thought i’d get it back yesterday. nope. called again today… the new battery the dude put in died overnight.. still doesn’t know what the problem is
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
also got overbilled for my...
do you think 23 new years resolutions is too many to keep? to be fair one of them is “smoke more weed”
November 2011
16 posts
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Watchliam did such a great job playing a zombie in our flashlights video that I even woke up before noon to see his dad’s rocket to mars takeoff while im back. whatevs.
can’t wait for some bold flavors tomorrow
layover in San Francisco is pretty depressing because it’s clearly still a magical high tech utopia where the economy isn’t in the shitter
I wanna live here pretty bad
“we found bud in a dopeless place”
– song i just thought of
following DadBoner on twitter changed my life. thx dan.
“I didn’t like no guitar when I first heard it; oh gee, I couldn’t...”
– son house, who didn’t learn to play guitar until he was 25.
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Just ran out of gas, engine stopped, swung a right, and coasted into a gas station like a boss.
